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I was completely helpless and hapless when it came to pretending to be human. Now I know just how easy and satisfying proper cleaning can be! I'm not afraid anymore! I used to live like an animal in a cage. "I was a huge filthy pig-and then Jolie happened to me. Drew Magary, Author of Someone Could Get Hurt and The Postmortal "Jolie Kerr is unique among great, funny writers in that she isn't a repulsive slob."

"Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. to help with any and all of your bizarre or mundane cleaning inquiries." "With a delightful mix of self-help and humor, Jolie Kerr is here to help turn your messy life into one of order and beauty. Whether you're genuinely interested in the best way to scour a pot (baking soda, btw) or just looking for a few handy hints to impress your friends with, Kerr's volume is a fun, entertaining read." All college freshmen should receive a copy of this book." "Informative cleaning instructions delivered by a Martha for millennials. "Refreshingly honest and deeply true.The cleaning guidance in this text will not steer you wrong." "Providing the Dirtiest Generation with basic rules for dishwashing (clean dishes, drain sink, rinse dishes), cleaning Formica or stainless steel and, most important, ridding clothing of embarrassing stains including, but not limited to, bodily fluids and bong water." She gives unprissy solutions for the peskiest issues." "Jolie Kerr's cleaning advice isn't like your grandma's. Kerr writes for readers who know little to nothing about laundry or mopping, getting across the notion that you'll have to work hard but trying, at least, to make it a little fun." a worthwhile reference guide to keep handy in the house."

"A Millennials version of "Hints from Heloise," Kerr takes a humorous and non-finger-wagging approach to tackling such problems as how to remove the lingering stinky smell from gym clothes, how to launder your bras and how to deep clean your kitchen. All of Kerr's advice is fun, but it's true that she is in some ways at her most irresistible when she's handling the kinds of awkward questions that do traditionally go unanswered in your women's magazines and your perky home-maintenance shows." When you can combine breezy writing with things that are of day-to-day use, that's a win. For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials."